HYPOALLERGENIC PUSSY ?

The biotech firm Allerca has concocted kittys for people who are allergic to animals. The San Diego based company started selling the felines this month. Are you ready for this? Your little Hypo puss will set you back $3,950. Allerca indicated it had to test a very large number of cats trying to find the cats that do not carry the protien contained in cat saliva, fur and skin which produces allergies. Those cats were then used to breed the hypoallergenic cats.
What's wrong with this beside the obvious?
I think while they are at it they should do quite a bit more to make the perfect cat. What you say? Well... how about a cat that doesn't take a big crap in a box then after it's done covering it up with it's pee pee litter decide to take a stroll on the kitchen counter. Or a cat that doesn't lick itself for an entire day then decides to roll around on your nice clean laundry or take a nap. Or maybe make a cat that actually can hear. Cats never listen. Anyone care to add to my list?

WELCOME FALL

Sunflowers, the colors of Autumn, crisp air, apples dripping with caramel, mmmm... What do you love about fall?

HHNT!

BORDER CONTROL?

Yesterday was my daughter's 8th birthday bash. We had a Hollywood theme. A good friend of mine was very kind to allow 12 seven and eight year olds into his home. He has an awesome home complete with a movie theatre, a real theatre! Soooo the girls are invited to a Hollywood premiere of sorts. I love party planning so we had everything down to the red carpet entrance. All the girls arrived in movie star dress up attire. Music blasting, paparazzi snapping photos.

The final touches were putting together the gift bags ( as they say in Hollywood) swag bags. I put note pads, pen (autographs you know) star lollipops, you get the idea. So at the last minute checking out of the store..... IMPULSE ITEM! a package of mexican jumping beans. Ok, so it does not go but I thought how cool, the kids will love em. I get everything home put together the gift bags and go to bed. Here's the good part, they all decided to jump at once. It was like a mexican jumping bean dance party. Beans gone wild. What the hell is in those things? I'll tell you, ewwwww. Moths eeewwwww again.To see in action: http://www.jambell.com/other/jumping_beans.html Why are they mexican and why don't we have border control for these disgusting little Larvae?

LIMITED EXPOSURE

DO I DARE LET YOU SEE
MY INNER SELF, THE THOUGHTS OF ME

DO I CHOOSE TO LET YOU IN
OR KEEP YOU IMAGINING THE PLACE I'VE BEEN

WILL YOU KEEP ME SAFE AND SECURE
CHERISH MY INNOCENCE WHAT'S LEFT AND PURE

UNTIL I KNOW IT CAN'T BE DISCLOSED
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE ME

PARTIALLY EXPOSED-
mia


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NIP/TUCK

Because of my chosen career I am exposed to many medical advancements, studies and research documents. Here is one that came across the wire today.

A penis transplant was reversed after two weeks. Surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital in China performed a fifteen hour surgery on a 44 year old man. His penis had been severely damaged in a traumatic accident. ( ? remember the Bobbits)
The micro surgery (you'll see why it was called micro read on) was successful. However the penis was removed two weeks later because of severe psychological problems of the recipient and his wife. The FOUR inch organ had to be CUT OFF. The patient finally decided to give up further treatment because of his wife's psychological rejection.

OK: It's bad enough your original unit is damaged beyond repair. Then You get all excited because you have just been informed, "We have a penis donor!" Wooohoo. You go through the surgery.... wake up... and check out your brand new package. OMG!!!! It's smaller than a thumb!
As if that's not bad enough (guys worst nightmare) your wife needs major meds and shock treatment at the sight of it. AAAAHHH
My conclusion: Perhaps when considering a penis transplant, avoid china and maybe go to Africa

A Master-Piece

Every once in a while you come across something you just have to share. If you are "into" the arts then here you go. I must admit it is like nothing I have ever seen before. The closest I've ever come to seeing anything like this was at a Maxim party in Chicago. All the beautiful models were walking around with really amazing bodies and clothes. The thing is they were airbrushed clothes! Very cool.
Question? Do you think he would be popular in prison?

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I know this week's theme is "gardening" day but the only thing I know how to grow is my hair....

FIRST KISS, LAST KISS

You know the feeling... you get a little flushed, your stomach gets the jitters, your lips finally touch, it's electric. WOW! Your very first kiss. I have had many first kisses and quite honestly I'm getting tired.

It's no secret to those who have recently joined me on this new adventure called blogging, I'm a single mom. I'm smart, witty, and consider myself attractive inside and out. I have a great career and I do my very best (with my boss's help) to balance executive life with running back and forth to room parent duties, brownie troop volunteer and 20 minute lunches with my daughter.

I've have and am doing the internet dating scene, by far better than the bar scene. However, I have to tell you it's exhausting. The emailing, the phone calls and then the build up to the....Meeting. Some good, some not so good and some quite honestly a waste of lip gloss. This in itself could be a whole blog forum.

Why is it so difficult to find a "match?" All I know these days is I'm wanting that first jittery, butterflies in your stomach, electric first kiss to be my very last, first kiss. SMOOOCHES to all

AFTERTHOUGHT: I posted the above on my lunch hour. By design I did not want to post anything about 9/11. The intention was not for disrespect or lack of empathy. It had recieved so much attention all weekend, if you think about it, the last five years we have heard some reference to it everyday. By the time I left for work this morning I had heard every name and endless tearful stories.
Then on my after lunch drive back to the office, a shiver went up my spine and a pit in my stomach. I thought about my post FIRST KISS, LAST KISS
How many people five years ago today did not know that the kiss they gave thier loved one would be the last?
To all: Give someone you love a kiss today and everyday
XO Mia

BLOSSOMS

My very first Half Nekkid Thursday post.

I AM NO DEMI, but I'll give it a try

So, after much persistence nd convincing, I did it. I agreed to "the date" with "the guy". It's tonight and I should be getting ready. Why the hesitation? Why did I put him on hold for so long? Well it's the age thing. He's 23. All the cliches. Cradle robber, baby blitzer, Milf, etc. etc. Then I started thinking, Demi does it, Susan Sarandon, Cher, Genna Davis, Goldie Hawn, Jullianne Moore to name a few. WTF, I have nothing to lose and a whole new life experience to gain. I better go get ready, I'm not getting any younger. Oh and his names not Ashton.

Crocodiles of the world rejoice

Do not get me wrong, I'm not a fan of tragedy. I'm also not a fan of taunting animals for the sake of sensationalism. This is what "the Croc Hunter" did. I did not read about him saving the rainforest or heading up greenpeace. He was about dare devil tricks involving dangerous animals and at one point his BABY!
His death while tragic could come right out of the Alanis song IRONIC. Isn't it ironic that you are filming a show called World's Deadliest Animals and you die by one?
May he rest in peace I know the Crocs will.

A Very Laborious Weekend

I'm in Florida for the weekend visiting family. Dysfunction Junction as we like to call it. It's a blast. The family loves it when I come, one reason of many- I'm an excellent cook. It was requested that I prepare a meal. I love cooking and I always cook in high heels. It's the domestic goddess princess in me. The menu, grilled beef tenderloin with a bernaise sauce, my famous, creamy garlic mashed potatoes, broccoli and a BLT salad. I cooked every bite. After everyone at the junction snarfed down the meal, It was smoke time. I'm the only family member that does not smoke, so I also get clean up duty. Hey, good for them. I'm sure there is nothing like a Pall Mall apertif to finish off a great meal.

More Labor: Last night the girls of the junction decided to go out for dinner. We were going to celebrate my nieces 10th and my daughter's upcoming 8th birthdays. OMG, we go to the WORKARAUNT of all workaraunts. The MELTING POT. As if 100 bucks per couple is not enough... You have to cook your own food! Boil it to be exact, in a pot of broth. Isn't that called soup?

Speaking of workaraunts now that I'm on a roll. Panera bread. I love them, but I think they have taken self service a bit too far. Not only do they want you to bring your tray to the trash (I'm fine with that) they want you to sort. Yes! Sort your dishes, paper, utensils and glasses. What's next asking you to come in the back to rinse and load the dishwasher?

All fun aside, I had a great weekend at the junction. I hope you had a fun Labor Day weekend too!