Tuesday, September 19, 2006

NIP/TUCK



Because of my chosen career I am exposed to many medical advancements, studies and research documents. Here is one that came across the wire today.

A penis transplant was reversed after two weeks. Surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital in China performed a fifteen hour surgery on a 44 year old man. His penis had been severely damaged in a traumatic accident. ( ? remember the Bobbits)
The micro surgery (you'll see why it was called micro read on) was successful. However the penis was removed two weeks later because of severe psychological problems of the recipient and his wife. The FOUR inch organ had to be CUT OFF. The patient finally decided to give up further treatment because of his wife's psychological rejection.

OK: It's bad enough your original unit is damaged beyond repair. Then You get all excited because you have just been informed, "We have a penis donor!" Wooohoo. You go through the surgery.... wake up... and check out your brand new package. OMG!!!! It's smaller than a thumb!
As if that's not bad enough (guys worst nightmare) your wife needs major meds and shock treatment at the sight of it. AAAAHHH
My conclusion: Perhaps when considering a penis transplant, avoid china and maybe go to Africa

16 Comments:

At 11:44 AM, Blogger Distant Timbers Echo said...

AFRICA!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!

~sniff~

...hahahahahahahaha!

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger Distant Timbers Echo said...

You are seriously awesome! Not just awesome. Seriously awesome. And it takes a lot to be SERIOUSLY awesome.

Great post!

 
At 4:35 PM, Blogger MIA said...

Nerdboy thanks, I was laughing so hard when I read this news. It was a serious work document. I swear I was snort laughing. I NEVER do that

 
At 4:35 PM, Blogger MIA said...

Py: What does Canada have to offer please do tell

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Dave Avis said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 5:22 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

Canada offers nothing, jonathan america? Uhhh...ever been there?

 
At 5:36 AM, Blogger MIA said...

hey now a friendly blog, we don't we no stinkin middle east turf wars going on. I'm sure Canada and America both have something to offer. Heck while we're at it throw in Italy

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Deepak Gopi said...

Very interesting.
Thanks for visiting my blog

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger merapuman said...

lol! nice post u hv here. but africa wud be too far way - too long - :), it may hurt

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Distant Timbers Echo said...

Well, I don't know much about Canada... but the women there are absolutely gorgeous and wonderful in nearly every way!

Now, California? We have MUCH to offer here! Oh yes. We have very much!

I would say more, but I'm not certain if this blog is rated X.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger MIA said...

Ok the post is about... the nub of this poor man's penis. Anyof you guys have surplus to donate.. huh? d ya do ya

 
At 8:21 PM, Blogger Brown eyed girl said...

Oh my gosh! That is wild!

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger sksee82 said...

African with an asian penis...hhhmmm...interesting.

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger AndyT13 said...

O..........K.

Um...HHNT?

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger David Amulet said...

What a horrible story!

(Note to self: Avoid getting penis cut off. End note.)

-- david

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger NeverEnough said...

Oh God - too damn funny!

 

Post a Comment

<< Home