WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?
What happens to a woman? After the baby comes she feels she has to cut off all her hair, discontinue any make up application, drive a mini van, wear keds, and buy the TADA... "Mom Jeans." Do some feel it is a right of passage? I just don't get it. I need someone to explain this phenom to me. Then something even more horrid occurs...... Nooooooooooooo, NOT the HOLIDAY SWEATERS....
posted by MIA @ 4:05 PM
18 comments
18 Comments:
I htink it's so funny!! My kids are always making fun of some of their friends' moms. It cracks me up!! Short hair, no makeup, still wering 80's styles and those horrible high waisted MOM jeans with the tapered legs...*shiver* Most often they are just at the ankles too....wtf?? LOL Not me...no way! This chicky is gonna TRY to be a halfway hip momma!! (bahahaha!!) Just cause I am in my 40's, doesnt' mean I have to dress like I'm 80!! :)
I LIKE holiday sweaters. (pout)
J.
Ps. You've been tagged. See my blog. (grin)
PY: Yes my second HHNT 9/13/06. I love those jeans.
Chelle: Right?! OMG help them. We need to start a club. Hip moms forever or the milfs.....
Hoosiergirl: It's ok, you wear that darling sweater. By the way read my post to you. I'm an admitted blog dork. I may need meme training.
Yep and during November they look like trussed up turkeys.
It's atruly desperate look and is designed to dissuade any sexual actitivy I think.
Mr. Grunt: You just made POM juice come out of my nose. Trussed up turkey.
JEAN RULES: NO jean zippers longer than your arm and NO back pockets a romance novel could fit in
You copy and paste from my blog to yours, then you delete my answers and put in yours.
You can do it! You're a powerchick!
J.
I love the holiday sweaters. They have some great ones for Pearl Harbor Day.
Holiday sweaters are charming but have limited appeal.
They're great for wearing around the house on Christmas Day with the family, but definitely not at the company Christmas party or if you're trying to attract a man. I think most men get turned off by anything that smells even vaguely of "cuteness". Most men aren't receptive to cute.
Interesting post.
nwjr: yes and just as nice for mexico flag day
Carol: Men I think men like cute, they don't like the woman they are or may sleep with to look like they are wearing clothes they might have stole from his mother. Hmmm, I wonder if I had a holiday sweater if i could make it into a cute HHNT? ideas ideas
Lifestooshort: Soon as you ditch the shirts with the man with the stick riding the little horseys. It just would not go with these amazing jeans.
looks like she has got a sanitary towel stuffed up the front of her jeans. That's grim. FYI: am not one of those mums and don't think you are either. Bring it on babe!
Not me sweetie!!!!
rach: noway, you wooud not have that hot date this weekend if you wore those
LeeAnn: of course a un mom princess would never wear the "mom" jeans!
Blogger wouldnt let me comment last night, I dislike those holiday sweaters, I refuse to wear one along with those mom jeans.
maybe blogger likes holiday sweaters eeewwwwww
I think blogger does like holiday sweaters.
Ugh! No holiday sweaters, and no Mom jeans. If my 150 pounds ass can't fit into a great-looking jeans, they will stay jeans-less.
Ked...trust me. After five kids, I am so glad I could still vacuum my floors in my three-inch heels. I don't wear pearls, but I sure as hell won't wear Mama-jeans. [hope not ever!]
Ugly holiday sweaters are only okay at the holiday sweater parties.
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