Yet another invasion
On one of the cooler summer days, during my lunch, a relaxing drive( I thought) through the park, venti chai latte was in hand. I glanced to my right and saw the green creature on my window, Stay calm, is it on the inside or outside of the car window? I drove faster hoping it would blow off. No! it was still there. GRASSHOPPER ON CAR. I took a hard right turn at 65 miles an hour out of the park, All I could think of was get this mother fucking grasshopper off my mother fucking car.
7 Comments:
You went there. Comparing a grasshopper on a car with a snake on a plane.
I suppose Samuel L. Jackson was in the car with you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Sorry, I'm just laughing 'cuz I would've acted the same way.
Stupid bugs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That seriously made me 'laugh out loud' (My mom is looking at me funny now... what? It was a funny post!)
Got to watch out-
they lay their eggs
in back seats of cars.
That picture is great! It almost looks as if the grasshopper is sitting on the power/telephone lines.
I think it's one of those 50 ft. mutant grasshoppers. You're lucky it didn't take a big motherfucking dump on your motherfucking windshield.
dave, AT least I had enough sense in my head not to go to the movie. So NO I did not "went" there you did and you put sammy on the blog with you. yikes
thats a GREAT photo!
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